TOMORROW IS TRASH HAULING DAY AND MY MOM AND I WERE TRYING TO GET RID OF SOME TOMATO STAKES AND A CARDBOARD TUBE TOO THICK TO MAIL AND WE ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE WORLD’S BIGGEST WHISK

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IMAGINE THE OMELETTE YOU COULD MAKE WITH THIS

(crying laughing still and I don’t know why)

TOMORROW IS TRASH HAULING DAY AND MY MOM AND I WERE TRYING TO GET RID OF SOME TOMATO STAKES AND A CARDBOARD TUBE TOO THICK TO MAIL AND WE ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE WORLD’S BIGGEST WHISK

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IMAGINE THE OMELETTE YOU COULD MAKE WITH THIS

(crying laughing still and I don’t know why)

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